Be on the lookout for a criminal with two Altoid tins filled with pennies but without enough typographic sense to take the specimen of Herman Zapf’s Hunt Roman that was sitting on top of those Altoid tins. This criminal broke into our car (which was unlocked) and took our pennies. This criminal also presumably is confident about his or her breath as in our car there was also a brand-new Altoid tin filled with actual Altoids that went untouched—but which we will still probably throw out because, yes, we are just that neurotic.
